Status: Completed. Available for option.
Format: Feature Film
Length: 92 pages
Logline: A washed-up Hollywood Producer is laughed out of Tinseltown when his latest sequel is pulled ahead of its premiere. Determined to resurrect his career, he takes the only gig available: an infomercial shoot for the world's naffest fitness product in unglamorous Wigan.
Summary: Mac Demerschwitz was once the toast of Tinseltown. Now he's just toast in Tinseltown. With his latest sequel - the gross-out comedy Fart Face 3 - pulled on opening night, his manager can't find anyone to touch him. The only gig on offer is an infomercial shoot in 'London' for an allegedly revolutionary fitness product...
When Mac touches down, all is not quite what it seems. The shoot is in the far-flung 'London suburb' of Wigan, some 250 miles away. And that revolutionary fitness product? A plain white plastic cube. When Mac is introduced to the oddball local crew, he feels further away from Hollywood than ever.
However, with the network boss dangling the carrot of a ticket back to Tinseltown, Mac battles to overcome his misgivings about the product and his quirky colleagues. Can he succeed and deliver the undeliverable, or will he succumb to his professional Waterloo here in showbiz's furthest outpost?